"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine."

Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl. 
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nightcheeseandwaffles:

I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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zigwardscissorhands:

Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

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A tiger don’t change their stripes.

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feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion on Jimmy Kimmel [x]

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Anonymous Asked:
adam levine or zayn malik?

zaynmalif:

thats like askin if i’d rather have vanilla ice cream from the nearest bp gas station or the finest caramel frappuccino the world has to offer